Traditional: On the ninth day of Christmas ...

[Indy Jess John]

... my true love sent to me:
Nine ladies dancing



2nd January

Look here Edward, this has gone far enough. You say you're sending me
nine ladies dancing; all I can say is that judging from the way they
dance, they're certainly not ladies. The village just isn't accustomed
to seeing a regiment of shameless hussies with nothing on but their
lipstick cavorting round the green - and it's Mummy and I who get blamed.

If you value our friendship - which I do less and less - kindly stop
this ridiculous behaviour at once.

Emily

[kat]

Post by Indy Jess John
Nine ladies dancing
                    2nd January
    Look here Edward, this has gone far enough.  You say you're sending me nine
ladies dancing; all I can say is that judging from the way they dance, they're
certainly not ladies.  The village just isn't accustomed to seeing a regiment of
shameless hussies with nothing on but their lipstick cavorting round the green -
and it's Mummy and I who get blamed.
If you value our friendship - which I do less and less - kindly stop this
ridiculous behaviour at once.
Emily

Wonder where I can get dancing lessons...